Thursday, December 30, 2010

This new year.

To all those people who stood by me, bore my mood swings and bitch-fits, kept me strong and made me smile:
Thank you, I promise to be by your side too, keep you strong, fight for your happiness and call/message back more often.

To all those who pissed me off and took me for granted:
Okay then, Fuck You. I am done. I am gone.

Have a Happy New Year, everybody!
: )

Monday, December 27, 2010

Mom.


I have read so many posts about folks my age complaining how their moms just don't GET them. My mom doesn't get me all the time either, I am not allowed to go out of station without at least one elder person, I am not exactly allowed to go clubbing (which works wonderfully, given that I detest the idea of clubbing. Drunk people thrashing around like a pair of eels in a closed dark place. Ew.) and we have our fair share of heated arguments.

That being said, I can't miss onto the billion things that she has done for me.

She wasn't brought up in Mumbai city like me, neither did she live the kind of life that I live. Although she heads from a very good family and has had her own share of fun, it's still Nothing like the fun that I have.

I always tell her that she can not compare my life with hers. And then I feel the lowest that I possibly can.

I Love my mom. I really do.
And here's why.

She lets me party with my friends,  she lets me stay out till 11, 12 even, she has always held my back with dad, she has never stopped me from staying over at a friend's place and I am pretty sure the concept of a stay over did not exist when she was my age.

She did not react much when I told her that the guys in my group drink every now and then, she has never stopped me from being with them because she knows they are nice, no judgement, she lets me have my guy friends over, she will even make sure they have something to eat (aww..).

She keeps a calm face when I unload tales of my crushes (which aren't too many to begin with). She knows Everything that goes on in my life, and she keeps my secrets in her heart.

Mom and dad had an arranged marriage, and since the day of her wedding, she has given her 100% to this family, she is a typical Indian housewife, a home-maker, as I like to call her. And yet, she gives me the freedom to chose who I want to be with, and she shoves any discussions of my marriage aside adding that I have a career to make first.

My mom is a PhD. If I could be half as intelligent as she is, I can go places. But she gave it all up to raise me.

She makes coffee for me at 1 in the night when I am studying.
She wakes me up with a tea next to my bed.
She cooks everything that I like.
She goes on high alert with just a cough from me.
She irons my clothes before I go to college.
She never worries about me with a guy.
She respects my privacy.
She covers me up when I don't even realise I needed it.


She is a beautiful person, she makes me proud and she makes me love her. : )

And that's why she's the single most amazing person ever.
They all are.

Now, if only I could get my bum off this chair and tell Her all this. : D

Monday, December 20, 2010

Oh, for the love of footwear!

I am really tired of all this nonsense about girls being complicated and moody. I mean, Seriously?

Leave a girl alone to shop with a debit card in her hand and she does not give a Damn about what you said,  what you did or didn't do, for that matter.

The world around us dissolves and all that we can see are those pair of amazing shoes or that beautiful dress. We are as good as an eight year old in a candy shop.

I speak for every girl on this planet when I say, we love clothes, we love shoes and we love bags. And there is not a flying rat's chance in hell for anybody to tweak that!

I, for example was having a bad day, till I lay my eyes on these:


Gorgeous, aren't they?

Obviously I bought them. And No, I don't care if my shoe-board is overflowing, I will always find space for more.

So long!

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Yeah.. remember that time (about a couple of hours ago) when I said I am going to keep this blog girly. I have a feeling that's about to go to hell.

Now, for all my friends who have been complaining about my blog being, well..suddenly very girly, here's why.

Last to last template - Awesome, but made things difficult to read. Sheh!
The template after that - People assumed I was a boy. When I had a picture of me on. *awkward silence*
Hence this template. Pink BG, birds and weird patterns. I have made my point.

I am going to have it on for at least a week!
At least I will try my best to.
Somebody suggest/get me a new Television Series to watch.

Now. Plis.

WoOT!

For starters, I have made this blog as girly as I could.
I am on a mission to prove to the world that I may not act, jump, laugh or hit like one, but that does not make me any less of a girl.

And No, I was not walking like Aishwarya Rai Bachchan from the Lóreal ad while writing the "I am on a mission part" above. That ad was plain.. how do I put this delicately .. RETARDED. Thank heavens for the new ad.
You can watch the old one here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW9DPhvOJFk&feature=related
See my point?

Which brings us to this post. I have a unique inability to stop my mind from wandering. And I have some of the most hilarious visions in my head while keeping a blank face on. I am going to list down a few.

The head of one of my professor looks like a butterfly from the back. (True story). More often than not, I have an image of his hair leaving his head and flying away like a butterfly. Literally. : D

At times when I am watching a romantic movie (they don't go down too well with me) I have the image of one of the characters shooting the other right in the head for being so effing cheesy.

Every time someone hurts their foot/leg, I almost invariably have the image of them doing the "Thriller" dance. That is beyond weird, I know. And that someone can also be a really old/overweight lady. 


Every time I hear a good news, I start doing the MC Hammer dance in my head. Oh no wait, I actually do that. My bad. : D

Ooh, there are times when I am like, Really pissed off on somebody, I might have a calm blank face on but in my head, I picture his/her head exploding.

This one time, while shopping at Hill Road, Bandra, my friends and I were going through the tees in a stall. And I swear to god, they were so bad I wanted to burn them all. Plus I was rather tired that day. I was smiling at the stall owner while in my head I had an image of me picking up the stall and throwing it away, Hulk style. 

When I reach the last bit of Maggi, I always wonder how cool would it be if I had that Yudhistir's plate from Mahabaharta that refills on its own. 


Hmm... I think the rest are just Way too weird for me to share. 
: D

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Quotable Quotes from my Life.

Quotable quotes from my life:

Ismail - Dude, I am hungry, kuch khane ko lana.

Me (A) - Ek spoon le and eat your ass.
Ismail - You know, I will make the best sandwich In the World and name it after you. I’ll call it, ’The Bitch-Burger’ 

Eshank - Dude, any guy who has a crush on you should talk to you for five minutes and he wont ask you out.
A - Haw, That bad?
Eshank - No, it's just that you will have such a big "F*CK OFF." written all over your face, he wouldn't have the guts to.

(Facebook conversation)
Moushami - You look so cute avanika :) 
A - Thank you. *blush*. That candy floss Sucked BTW. 
Moushami - aww..haha :) As long as u look like a cute candy with the candy floss! whatever..lol 
A - hhahahahahahahahaa! So you realised how weird that sounded haan! Lol, dude!
Moushami - omg... bahahahaaaaa!!!

A - I So wish I was dusky instead!
Sunny - Tsk tsk, my melanin deficient buddy, what you need is a tan or finding comfort in your skin (literally).
A - "melanin deficient buddy". Hahahahaha.

A - It's my birthday next!!!! Yesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
Neha - Good lord woman, you will be 22. 
A - I know!!!!!!!!!!!! Budday cap and Budday cake!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!
Neha - :/
A - *dances* Budday! Budday! BUDDAY!!!
Neha - :/
A - Yess! YESSSSSS!!!
Neha - Avi, you are a freak. 

(Varun went out of scene for a very long time, no calls, no messages, nothing)
A- Yaar, tune desh chod diya bataya nahi.
Varun- Haan yaar, kya batun, is desh mein rakha kya hai mere liye. Kaun hai mera yahaan??
A- Paka mat chal.
Varun- Chalu kisne kiya. :/

Kushi - Nobody cares about me, nobody loves me, I am crying, nobody sees my tears.
A- :/
Kushi - See, you are giving me a face, even you don’t care about me
A- :/
Kushi- I have nothing left in the world to do, sob sob sob.. I wrote sob thrice.. And Still nobody cares
A- :/
Kushi- Dude, I am really bored.
A- I figured. 

Alkash (to me)- Aur gabbar, kaisa chal raha hai tera samrajya??

A- Dude, you are my buddy, you know that right?
Neha- Huh? What happened to you?! Bol kis Ch***** ki chita jalane ka time aaya hai! 
A - Wait, what!? *rofl*

A- She asked him to suggest her a gift for Valentines. I asked her to get a one tetra byte HDD and a graphic card. What do you think?
Pavan- You know Avan, it’s not that you are Romantically challenged, you are romantically Paralyzed. :\

A- Please, I am more subtle than I have ever been these days.
Sunny - Subtle and you? Please, that's like an elephant trying to look dainty by wearing a tutu.


Ismail - Did you finish that file for me?
A - I have Alzheimer, I don’t remember who you are and what you wanted.

A- Dude. :/
Neha- I know. :/

A- Lame joke tha woh. Rona aa raha hai mujhe.
Varun - Achcha! Mera goo, goo aur tera goo gulkand!
A- Wait, what! 
*rofl*

A - Paka mat chal.
Sooraj - Arrey nahi nahi, milunga main tujhe, haath mein Gulab ka phool liye, kamar lachkate, sharmate, hahahahaha, ULTI ki hogi na tune abhi abhi.

Ismail - Whoaa! Did you get a plastic surgery?
A- I am assuming by that you mean I am looking good today.
Ismail - No, I am just asking, did you get a plastic surgery?
A- I am not all that ugly on a usual day you know!
Ismail - I am just asking, did you get a plastic surgery?
A - Well, what can I say, thanks, I guess. 
Ismail - No, did you get a plastic surgery?
A- God NO! Stop f**king my brain!
Ismail - Too bad. You should. *XD*
A- :/

A- The weather is so damn awesome today! It’s drizzling, and cold! And it must be breezing like hell at Marine line, so OBVIOUSLY I won’t get a break from work and will be inside the whole day!!!
Neha - There There.

Papa- Tumhari badi dadagiri hai ghar mein haan?
A- Yeh mere BAAP ka ghar hai! Kaun mera kya bigaad lega!?
Papa- :/
A- heheheehhe. *runs inside*

A- (at 2 pm) Dude there is a match today, aaj office ke baad let’s go to Sports Bar.
(at 7 pm) Yaay, my work is done, I am leaving.
Ismail- Huh? What about the Sports Bar plan?
A- Screw that. 
Ismail- Yeh tu soye hue sher ko chimti kaatke bhaaga mat kiya kar!!

A- Dude, how was your paper?
Sooraj- It was bad yeah. It was like getting laid without any feelings. 

A - So here’s the joke, Commode mein dekha maine behta hua go.. Commode mein dekha maine behta hua goo.. Goo se yaad aaya, yaar kaisi hai tu?
Haan? Haaan? Funny right!
Neha- :/
Kushi- :/
A- Laugh bitches LAUGH!
Neha- :/
Kushi - F**k off. 
A- :(

Ismail - So there, that’s my plan. Now what do you have to say about it Miss ‘I have an opinion on everything’?
A - I am not clear if that’s a good thing when you say it like that.
Ismail - Oh alright, alright, let me put it this way, what do you have to say about it you painfully high opinionated bitch?
A - Hmm. Thanks for clearing that up yeah. But Nice try. Gaah! So I think.. :D

Nimish - Pata hai jab hum dono ki shaadi ho jayegi toh ek din we’ll run into each other and I’ll ask you, yeh Navratna tel kiske liye hain? And you will reply, for my husband, he has suddenly gone bald after our marriage. 
A - Hmm.. Aur main bolungi, chuck that yeah, tu bata, bhabhi kaisi hain? And you will reply, She is in Coma. 
Both- :/
*rofl*

Kushi- Dude, I saw this TV sky ad today. Lol Lol. It was dubbed in Hindi. It goes like this. 
“Hi! Mera naam hai Randy”
Nimish, Sneha, Me - *Paaahahahahahahahahahahhahaha*

A - I got a new system!! 21” screen, 500 GB internal memory, 4GB Ram, core to duo processor, Graphic card, wireless mouse and keyboard. Yaay!
Siddharth - Great. Ab nariyal phod uspe.

*phone rings*
A- Hello?
D**** - Hey, D**** here, Ismail said you wanted me to call you..
(Now, FYI, this fellow, I am just going to call him D, is Ismail’s friend and he is an A**HOLE. Male chauvinist pig, passes comments on girls, and all that he can talk about is money. In short, perfect e.g. of a guy that I LOATHE. Like if someone asks me, what category of guys make you want to throw up?, I will say the D category.)
- Next day-
Ismail - Hey.. You got a hard board?
A- Yeah, that’s for you, save your face! You are about to feel some pain!
Ismail - What, why?
A - So D called, said you told him I wanted him to call me, also, that I couldn’t STOP talking about him and his BODY after we met. He asked me if I maybe wanted to go out with him sometime. 
Ismail - *rofl* I was really bored. :D
*multiple punches* 
A- You-son-of-a-!

A- Yo! Got to hear this at work today, inside news, Ranbir and Deepika broke up.
Kushi- Yeah, I knew about it.
A- Huh? You did?!
Kushi - Yeah, I met Ranbir yesterday, he was telling me, I can’t do without you Kushi, I am madly in love with you..I can leave the world for you.. Yeh ladka bhi na. Tch”.
A- :/
Kushi- :D 

Anurag - I wrote a short story, you want to hear?
A - No.
Anurag- It’s called, ‘If pigs could fly’
A- Wait What! *rofl*

A - Papa, I have to go out, thode paise do na.
Papa - Yeh lo paanch rupaye, jaao aish karo. 
A - :/
Papa - :D
A - :/
Papa - :D
A -:/
Papa - Oh alright! How much do you need?

A - You know what, I am not gonna speak with you now. 
Ismail - Haha, Yes!
(after five minues)
Ismail - Okay, enough already. Talk now. 
….
I will let you punch me and I won’t punch you back.
…..
I will do your work..
…..
(long breath) I will listen to your jokes, and Laugh.
A - Yeah, so I was saying.. :D

A- I will ride this Damn bike today come what may!!!
Rohan - Please god, please get me out of this alive.

A- Sunny, I am a girl! Give me some credit!
Sunny- No you are not! You are just the gayest guy ever!

Ismail - So you think she likes me?
A - Dude, yeah! She was all Over you! She was like the moss and you were the stone!
Ismail - You are sick. BTW, I know she likes me, I wanted you to see how she gets all over me. Hehehe.
A - It’s funny when you call ME sick. 

Ismail (Super duper high) - Dude, I wrote a song for you, long time back actually, never really got around to singing it out loud. 
A - Awww.....
Ismail - Its called, 'The bitch drives me crazy'
A - :| 

More to come, as I remember them.

L.O.L.

So I heard this song called "Just the way you are" by Bruno Mars.
Nice Song, BTW. Not the type I usually listen to, but nice nonetheless.


You can watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjhCEhWiKXk


Anyway, the first thought in my head was, "What if he was dating Amy Winehouse? Would he still be singing this song?"


Excerpts from the lyrics:


'Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying 
She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day..'












'Her lips, her lips, I could kiss them all day if she let me'


'And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while'
(This might actually apply, for all the wrong reasons of course)








See my point?
^_^

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Random

Someone here asked me to put up my sketching/drawing or whatever it is that I do. So here you go.



Oh, these should be credited to extremely boring lectures.
There are lots more, will put them up later. Right now, I need to get back to Economics.

Note to self - Must. Study. Now.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Financial Accounting. :|

I have a love-hate relationship with Financial Accounting. Love to study it once I am on it, hate to take the initiative to actually sit down with my book and start reading. : |

My FA textbook is 1124 pages long, that helps in not wanting to look at it even!

That being said, my school bestie, Nupur is in town! Yaay! 15 more days before she flies back to the US of A, and in the meanwhile I have six exams to give. Urgh!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

There was once a girl..

There was once a girl.. with a thousand secrets in her head..

She kept a happy face but no one really knew what truly went on behind those happy eyes and the smiling face..she had learned the art to shut out the voices in her head.. learned how to think of a big black wall when memories would haunt her.. she had learned how to fight every thorn that came in her way.

She spoke of how people must let go and move on.. she told everybody that what they make of their life is in their hands.. for she had learned that, and learned that the hard way..


She laughed and talked and had a billion friends.. but she could never tell anyone about the days when she couldn't even manage a smile..


People wondered what was going on in her head when she zoomed out every now and then.. while she tried to push thoughts out of her head while keeping a blank face.. she would say that she is thinking of nothing, and nothing it would be.. for she had learned how to just not have any thought in her head.


She was happy one minute and sad the other.. she loved the night sky.. the beach.. the forest..for their pure serene beauty..

You could ask her a billion times if she were fine and she would say yes..because she is. She has taken good care of herself, or so she believes..


But she knew more than she wanted to.. she had the burden of truth on her.. she knew the meaning of ignorance is bliss and wished that had been the case with her..

There was once a girl.. with a thousand secrets in her head..

Saturday, November 13, 2010

My favorite Romantic songs.

I am not a romantic person (true story), but here is a list of songs that I Love to listen to. Good music, good lyrics (at least for most of them)

In no particular order:


  • The book of love - Peter Gabriel
  • Dice - Finley Quaye
  • Kissing - Bliss
  • Fresh Feeling - Eels
  • Clarity - John Mayer
  • Tempatation - Moby (You might not like this song right away, let it grow on you)
  • Honey and the Moon - OC soundtrack
  • Bloodstream - Stateless
  • Beautiful - Late Night Alumni
  • Brighter than Sunshine - Aqualung
  • You belong to me - Lifehouse
  • Only hope - Switchfoot
  • Closer - Joshua Radin
  • Island in the sun - Weezer
  • She could be you - Shawn Hlookoff
  • Sunburn - Owl City
  • Hello Sunshine - Super Furry Animals 
  • Stay here forever - Jewel
  • Teenage Dream - Katy Perry (Haha, yes! I actually like to listen to this one!)
  • I'm yours - Jason Mraz
There are loads more, will add them sooner or later.
Till then enjoy. 
Peace. 

Friday, November 12, 2010

Frustrating, it is.

Have you ever wondered how there are so many ideas in your head that you want to put to action. Stuff that has been in your mind for a very long time, but you couldn't, for some reason, go ahead with it. It could be anything, writing a short story, completing a painting that has been unfinished for a very long time, visiting a boutique to get that dress you sketched/designed finally made, learning a new recipe, catching up with a really old friend, watching that movie from the 1980's, you've heard so much about..

Have you wondered how your brain becomes the focal point of all these ideas on the day before your final semester exam?


Everytime! 

Monday, November 1, 2010

Eastern Indians

Every time I come across an eastern Indian, by golly the first thought in my head is, ARE THEY BORN THAT STYLISH?!
No, Seriously!

I spent two months this summer in eastern India, travelling through Assam, Arunachal Pradesh and Meghalaya. I usually take off during summer because the summer in Mumbai is a bitch. Last year it was Bangalore..good times.
Anyway!

I distinctly remember walking down the streets of Tawang and Bomdila, wondering to myself, all day everyday, where do they get all this stuff from? And how come all of them are that stylish! They would wear the most awesome-est (I know there is a grammatical error there, but that's how much I mean it, I am risking a Grammatical error, ME!) cloths ever, even if they were just taking a walk down the lane. And I can bet that I didn't find two people wearing the same thing. They had their unique styles, and all of them were, to put it simply, brilliant. I remember wearing trousers and an old shirt for a morning walk, and when I saw them fellas, I had to rush back to the hotel, change into something fab and step out!

I came across two of them back home in Mumbai yesterday.

Picture this, first guy walks in wearing a checked basic red-white-blue shirt with beige shorts.
Just when I was thinking how effortlessly cool the dude was, walks in his friend, wearing a Metallica T-shirt with big skulls and.. wait for it.. white cotton loose trousers that you can sleep in. For real.

OH. MY. GOD.
It was hot and cool at the same time.

I thought it would be unfair to not acknowledge my awe in public.

Ze- Cool - ness.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

It is weird how life picks you up and turns you around when you are falling upside down.

It is weird how that almost rhymed. ^_^

Life is weird. Not that I am complaining.

It's a battle and a celebration, at the same time, all day, everyday.

Change is the only constant, I have never quite understood the meaning of it as much as I do now, and I couldn't agree more.

It is weird how certain things, that we wanted so bad years/months/seconds ago we don't anymore, nay, we run in the opposite direction when we see them coming.

The most difficult thing to do is to get in touch with yourself. True.

The second most difficult thing is to face yourself, your reality, what you really want.

The third most difficult thing is to take the right decision, no matter how easy and appealing the wrong decision is.

Respect yourself, respect your rights and demand them. - Prof Rooshikumar Pandya.
Strong.

P.S. I am aware of how totally random this is, yes.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

I haven't written anything for the longest time. And not because I did not have stuff to write about, but only because there was too much going on and I had too little free time on my hand. For starters, MBA sucks the life out of you.

Anyway. Last couple of days have taught me more than what I have learnt my entire life, or so I can safely say. I have seen sides of me that I didn't know existed, I have seen sides of other people that I half expected, I WON A SINGING COMPETITION (Hell. Yeah!). See my point?

I now realise that I am actually quite good at certain things that I thought I am going to (down-right) suck at. At the same time, things that I thought would come easily to me are so far off, I might take eons to get there.

People don't change, they just do not show all sides to them at once. You know when you get that feeling that a person has changed, think again, has the person changed or were you too blinded to see things as clearly as you do now? Too ignorant? Too afraid to accept? I always maintain, whether a person is good or bad can truly be defined only when that person is in trouble. That is where the true values surface.

I also realised that it is the best for me to go in a shell when I am in a bad mood, I can not, I will not, be answerable to people when all that I really want is for them to leave me alone and let me pull myself together.

I realised the beauty and potency of silence.

I realised that it's the best to follow your instinct (always) and stay true to your character. I am not a very cool person, I am highly controlled, emotionally and I have done good so far, I should not mess with that.

That being said, I have also realised that I need to work on my emotional side a bit, make that a lot. I really am, in every meaning of the word, emotionally paralyzed. (Pavan, there, you were right.)

I realised that it is bad to put a person in a bracket of judgement based on what you hear or think about him. You miss on to knowing some really cool people. Keep your mind open, give people a fair chance, and for all you know, you will be pleasantly surprised.

I realised that no matter how far a person is or how much time has passed, some people just NEVER CEASE TO BE ROYAL BITCHES. Why? Because that's what they are, Evil.

I also realised, that nothing is bad enough or embarrassing enough for your best friend to not understand.

I realised just how much I love my independence. And it almost scares me.

I realised that no bond is stronger than that of a mother and her daughter. I love my mom. Inspite of all the differences in opinions, and in-spite of the crazy arguments, I love her, for she loves me, for the screwed up crazy insane person that I am. And although for some people, loving me seems like a cakewalk, the more you know me, the harder it gets. True story.

I know that I will go to any extent to keep my mom and my sister happy and protected. Because they need it the most, I know Dad and I can take care of ourselves.

And I know that I am as strong, (probably even more) as I always thought I was. And I am proud of that.

People who are always super cool and super funny, have some of the best minds.

People who give too much importance to winning, have no fun left in their lives.

People who give too much importance to everything are almost always sad.

People who give too little importance to everything have nothing left on them to call their own.

Balance, is the word.

It is alright to be confused about how you feel, the toughest thing to do on the planet is to understand one's own behavior. Honest.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

This post is Important. This post is (almost) necessary.
I am going to list down what people deduce about me, before they have an actual conversation with me.

And I am going to defend myself, Yes, sir, I will!

1. I have a lot of Attitude problem / Superiority complex.
False. I do not have a superiority complex. I have a face that reflects it. So unless I get a plastic surgery done(and I am going to no extremes, unless of course, absolutely necessary), there is nothing that I can really do about it.

2. I have a lot of ego.
True. I will not fight that.

3. I am very unapproachable.
False. Then again, it's just the face people. I will not beat you to death if you walk up to me and try to have a conversation. In fact, I talk a lot. But you will need the courage to deal with my expression (which is usually, a big blank straight face).

4. I never initiate a conversation.
True, in case of boys. False, in case of girls. I am not a hypocrite, I just don't like to walk upto a guy and start talking to him, at most times.

5. I will disregard them, if I think they are not cool enough.
F.A.L.S.E. I don't judge people by the way they look, no matter what kind of vibes they get from me. Everyone is cool, no-one is cooler than the others, when I don't know any of them.

6. I am rude.
True. I can't beat around the bush, I can't flatter people unnecessarily, I am critical, and I am a no nonsense person. How can I Not be rude?

7. I might insult you, if you try to talk to me.
False. I don't do that. Period.

8. I will not be nice to girls.
This just cracks me. It is true that I usually have more guy-friends which is because I have nothing to contribute to a 'girly' conversation, but that does not mean that I can not be friends with them. Most of my closest friends are girls. And they are strong willed women. Coz that's how I like it. : )

9. I am a mean person.
Unsure. I am not intentionally mean, I am honest and rude, of course. So, I really can't say whether or not I draw a line when required.

10. I am highly opinionated.
True. No arguments.

So,if you see me, talk to me, before you judge me and have shit rocking your pants.

You'd be surprised, I might not be half the bitch you think I am.

P.S. Vishal and Aditya - I hope you agree. You both have contributed a lot to this post.

Vishal, who thought I would sit by myself during lunch because I thought the others weren't cool enough. :D
Aditya, who thought I would tell him "Don't talk to me" if he tried to have a conversation. :D

*laughs*

Peace.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

My MBA college has begun. The batch of the 2012 is divided into three devisions. And from what we hear, our division (Division C) is the coolest.

The first day was Intense. We got Owned by our seniors, Big time, for good 12 hours.

Day two and three were awkward. Mainly consisted of people looking around to find some faces that seem approachable, people walking around with the food tray trying to find a place to sit in the canteen, people Actually paying attention to what the professors had to say since they Had no other choice.

Today was a Lot better, it was the fourth day, we all knew the faces, we all knew the names, all we had to do was talk. And talk, we did.

I think it is safe to say, I like my class.
So far, so good.
: )

Saturday, July 31, 2010

I am in LOVE with this song called Beautiful by Late Night Alumni. You should hear it too.

Monday, July 19, 2010

This just in.

Me- That is Ridiculous! I will never be jealous of my best friend!

Ismail - What if she buys the same dress that You have been dying to get.

Me - Then I will hit her.

Ismail - What if she wasn't aware you liked it too?

Me - Then we will Totally share it.

Ismail - What if she goes to Scotland before you?

Me - What If that?

Ismail - What if she gets a new really good friend?

Me - So what? She is my best friend, not my girl friend!

Ismail - Oh, okay, so what if, she turns gay, and then starts to date a really hot chick, and then buys her the dress that You loved and goes on a vacation to Scotland with her and then post pictures on Facebook with a caption that reads - My girlfriend, my love, my Best Friend?

Me - Hmm.. now That is something to think about. So maybe I might be a little jealous then.

Ismail - I Told you! All the girls are Jealous!!

Me - So maybe we are, but so are boys!

Ismail - Oh, I never denied that, we are jealous bastards, I will shoot my best friend if he went out for beer with some other friend when he was supposed to hang out with me.

Me - Sissy. Plus, my bestie already Has a boyfriend, so if she turns Bi, it's her guy that should worry.

Ismail - I don't follow you.

Me- Like D'uh! Isn't that obvious!

Ismail - Are you F*cking Insane?! If my girl tells me she is into girls too, I will be the next happy tree friend!

Me - You're Sick.

Ismail - : D

Wheel of Time - The Eye of the World.

So, I am reading this book called The Eye of the world.
And man, do I love Fiction or what!

So far, so good. : )

And ooh, how cool would, Avanika Sedai sound! There is a good chance for me to be universally hated, but I think I can risk that.
: D

Let me give you an idea of what I might look like.





















Not that pretty though, No. But with powers, that staff and that cloak!

Did I mention I Love fiction? : )

Friday, July 16, 2010

I am.

Critical. Practical. Realist. Honest. Sarcastic.

Liars don't go down too well with me, neither do people who don't mind their own business.

Incapable of lying or diplomacy.

Hate phony people, hate drama, hate hypocrisy.

Hate manipulative people.

Love music.

Also love to read, write, sketch and paint.

Love to gossip with my bestie.

Love the rains, Hate the muck.

Love the night sky. Love to figure out constellations.

Have the inherent talent of cracking the most ridiculous jokes at the wrong time and worsening the situation.

Emotionally screwed up, my E.Q. is as good as that of a Robot.

Like to respect the elders, voluntarily. And I like for people to respect them too.

Anybody who cannot respect Women falls down a bottomless pit for me.

Don't expect me to be comforting if it's Your fault. If it isn't, I can fight the world for the truth.

Have a billion friends. Like to interact with new people. Love to travel.

Appreciate people who Try to be better human beings, but people who Pretend to be better than who they really are piss me off.

Hate power. Hate authority. Like working, love a simple life.

Don't like to talk about money.

Can be really mean when in a bad mood.

Dead easy to irk me, I don't fight unless provoked, but when I do, I mean it.

Pushover, don't stay mad for long. But take that for granted, and I will let go.

It's not really a job for me to cut people off, it comes rather naturally. And I don't care to get back.

Major trust issues. Skeptic. Friendly, yet detached.

Believe in having faith. Believe in letting go. Believe in moving on.

Like to have high expectations, Only with myself.

Self-critical.

Highly opinionated.

Say things as they are. Can not beat around the bush.

Cheating, infidelity, jugglery, et al, make me want to take a bat and beat the concerned person to pulp with it.

Sufficiently violent. I Love to punch people. : D

Can be mad at a moment, laugh in the middle of an argument, maybe even crack a joke and then be crazy mad again. It's quite normal for me. : D

Hate people who make fun of their partners in their absence.

Hate touchy people, dislike over-protective people. I can take care of myself, thank you very much.

Don't like anybody except for my father and me, to pay for My expense. And when I go out with a guy friend, I like to pay for my own food.

Gallantry and Male chauvinism are two Entirely different concepts.

I believe that the world would be pretty f**ked up without women. That being said, I don't believe in one being superior to the other.

People with a superiority complex need a reality check and a Life.

Attitude, not money determines the class of a person. I have come across brilliant examples of super rich with zero class people. Eg. A certain V.M.

I don't mind people who are full of themselves as long as they don't try project they are Better than the rest.

Hate judgmental people. I still can't see the problem with living in or homosexuality.

Jealousy is natural, but being jealous of a friend or family member is Really Shallow.

Almost everything gets me cracking, I laugh a Lot, I talk a Lot.

And No, Just because I laugh at your joke or talk to you does not mean I am interested in you romantically.

Leave me alone when I say I want to be alone.

I think listening to music when you are in a sad/apologetic mood is a complete disaster. Tried and tested, that. : D

Hate pity gestures. People, keep your pities to yourself.

I am either just detached or a strong person, emotionally, nothing seems to bother me for more than a day, but I could never figure out on which side do I fall.

Like my friends, Love my family.

Love catching up with old friends, that being said, I am Really bad at keeping in touch. I don't call, I barely ever message.

Like people with a sense of humour.

Love food.

Get bored very quickly. Restless.

Like people who take the blame for their faults, and I forgive them. The ones that Don't, piss me off. In that case, I never forget and I never forgive. And I make that clear.

Can easily see through a lie. It's a talent.

Can sit around a person that I don't like without a problem, just don't talk to me if you know I don't like you. Which again, I make sure, you do.

Love Harry Potter. I always wished I was a wizard.

Fiction excites me, I like to read about the super natural.

If I hear about something, I can't rest till I know all about it.

Love Travel and Living.

Love to shop for clothes and shoes.

Love the colours black, white and gray. I don't have a single bright piece of clothing that I bought myself, oh, except for a bright yellow Spongebob Squarepants t-shirt.

Love getting gifts, specially the small ones. : )

I save lame things, and they mean a Lot to me. I still have the Friendship band my bestie Sneha gave me back in 11th when we didn't even know each other. One of my drawer is Full of such stuff. It confuses the hell out of my mother. : D

Could be a hair stylist. : )

Hate owing money to anybody. It makes me Very uncomfortable.

Finding money in an old jeans makes me wants to dance with joy.

Oh, I like to dance.

Love to clean.

Love to ride a bike.

Love to help. I could have been a brilliant doctor if the sight of blood didn't scare the guts out of me.

Like action movies.

Love cartoons.

TV series addict.

Can listen to someone play an acoustic guitar forever.

I hate closed spaces, air conditioned cars and airplanes make me Very uncomfortable.

Perfectionist, and yet, I am not even Close to perfect, and I couldn't care less.