A Bestie is a girl-friend who stands by you every time, makes sure you look fabulous on your worst days, abuses anybody who harms you and never says no to the holy act of shopping.
Article A - On matters relating to Purchase Behavior.
Section 1:
(i) A bestie must at all times say 'Yes' to the question, "You in for shopping?"
(ii) A bestie must never:
(a) purchase an item that her bestie desired;
(b) do an activity, that her bestie has done, is doing, or is about to do
without prior notice or acknowledgement.
(iii) A bestie must, at all times, be honest about the appearance of her bestie (preferably in a subtle manner) when she (her bestie) is about to step out for something important.
(iv) A bestie must always stop her bestie from spending preposterous amount of money on something that she will never use (incorporation of violence under absolutely necessary conditions, is permitted).
(v) With reference to subsection (iv), a bestie must also always chip in (when backed with the monetary ability to do so) in the purchase of something that is fabulous, even if ridiculously priced.
(vi) A bestie must weigh all the pros and cons of the following:
a. Hair-Styles
b. Hair- Colours
c. Any other form of (an almost) permanent change of such kind.
(vii) A bestie must, under all circumstances, inform her bestie about an incredible sale regardless the time or network availability.
(viii) In the absence of her, a bestie must always pick up items that will rock her bestie's dress.
Watch this space for:
Article B: On matters relating to Sharing Behavior.
Article A - On matters relating to Purchase Behavior.
Section 1:
(i) A bestie must at all times say 'Yes' to the question, "You in for shopping?"
(ii) A bestie must never:
(a) purchase an item that her bestie desired;
(b) do an activity, that her bestie has done, is doing, or is about to do
without prior notice or acknowledgement.
(iii) A bestie must, at all times, be honest about the appearance of her bestie (preferably in a subtle manner) when she (her bestie) is about to step out for something important.
(iv) A bestie must always stop her bestie from spending preposterous amount of money on something that she will never use (incorporation of violence under absolutely necessary conditions, is permitted).
(v) With reference to subsection (iv), a bestie must also always chip in (when backed with the monetary ability to do so) in the purchase of something that is fabulous, even if ridiculously priced.
(vi) A bestie must weigh all the pros and cons of the following:
a. Hair-Styles
b. Hair- Colours
c. Any other form of (an almost) permanent change of such kind.
(vii) A bestie must, under all circumstances, inform her bestie about an incredible sale regardless the time or network availability.
(viii) In the absence of her, a bestie must always pick up items that will rock her bestie's dress.
Watch this space for:
Article B: On matters relating to Sharing Behavior.
10 comments:
Awesome! ;)
Fuckin Awesome gal!
In that regard.. Now i know whom to send an SOS text when I have to decide on hair straightening.. It was such a tough call to make the last time around ;)
hehehe...il take dose tips :D
Is this post bloody brilliant or what!
So true lady!! :):)...Im sure you have the desired skill set of all your besties.
Tanya, Shreya - Thank you. : )
Avni - You were planning on straightening your hair. :O
Shruti - Gosh, I really hope so. : D
I can read this post over and over again! And every time I laugh that much! :)
This is beyond awesome!
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