Sunday, July 5, 2009

Here's a list of things that i want to do before i die.

1. Bungee jump from a plane, or helicopter.
2. Cliff diving, from the rock into the ocean. no ropes, nothing to hold on to.
3. Exploring a forbidden cave, and no, not with torches or lanterns, but with a burning log of wood.
4. Exploring a long forgotten place, some place where you wont find people going.
5. Riding a classic old rickety bike on a thin road, amongst trees, in the rain. :)
6. Being in a shack in Scotland, with fire burning in the fireplace, hills and rains outside the window, coffee in my hand.
7. Doing the same thing as above, on the icy peek of a mountain, with a bonfire.
8. Riding a bike right through the sea.
9. Visiting at least 10 different countries, meeting their folks, eating their specialties.
Homosexuality is legal in India. FINALLY!
Although there are still fellowmen who think its dampening our culture to let something like homosexuality be legalized. These blokes should just be asked to mind their own businesses. Seriously. And then there was this interview by Baba Ramdev where he was talking about how we should try to turn homosexuals into heterosexuals by trying to push them towards the people of the opposite sex. This man, with all due respect, should stick to yoga.

For all those who did not know about it, according to article 377, homosexuality was a crime and the person in charge could be, as much as sentenced to 10 years of jail. All hail to the rules of the largest democracy in the world. Hypocrisy at its best eh.

Anyway, it must be a good news for all the people in concern. Congratulations you guys. And for the government, thank you for finally understanding the meaning of democracy.

And for all the people who have a problem with it, mind your own business will you. I don't reckon anybody whether gay OR straight would even want to hit on you.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Break-ups are a part of every freaking teenager alive. Yep we have all been there, done that. Its more like, we eat, we drink, we sleep, we hook up, and we break up.
So how do you know what to do once you have broken up with your guy? Well, it totally depends on the type of break up you had.
# 1 – The mutual break up:
Well let’s just face it, this type SUCKS. You are left with no reason to dislike the guy if you still are not over him. The biggest mistake girls tend to make in this category of break up is to TRY to be strong and cool about it. But to be honest that is just not happening. You feel suddenly single, directionless and lonely. I guess this is where the human anatomy did wonders by creating this thing called a ‘shoulder’. So go ahead grab a girlfriend and there you are. Cry it out. Don’t try to befriend you ex the next day itself and take your time out. Since its mutual, getting back as friends is the easiest as nobody feels duped.
Songs you can listen to: Coldplay- Fix you.
Oasis- Stop crying your heart out. :D
Led Zeppelin- The Rain Song
death cab for cutie- lack of colour
# 2 – He cheated on you break-up:
OK. Let’s get the facts straight. This guy is a LOSER. He does not deserve you in the first place and you should be rather glad he out of your life. And if the girl he is going out with knew about it she deserves him. The biggest mistake that girls make in here is crying for a spastic moron who is totally not worth it. You can have two possible reactions to this, if you are the sweet girlie girl- ignorance is bliss, but if you want to get back to him (which in every way you should) make his life hell I say. Dress up to kill and let the loser know what he missed on to. Stalk him if you have to and make sure the bi*ch does not have a good time ever again. Flirt around and get the life you lost while you were dating him back. Don’t miss on the fun. Let the devil in you rise to power. ;)
Songs you can listen to: Kelly Clarkson- Never again
Kelly Clarkson- Since you have been gone
Beyonce- Irreplaceable
Hillary duff- Stranger
Rihanna- Take a bow
Simple plan- Your love is a lie

# 3 – He is just not into you:
This can be one of the harshest break-up for the girls. Even though we appreciate the honesty of the guy when he says that he just does not feel the same way anymore or that he is not into you its still sucks. The biggest mistake that girls do in this break-up is to put the blame on them. How many of us have felt that there is something wrong with us and that is the reason why it ended the way it did. In reality, that’s so not the case. You should just understand that you were not symmetrical at a level and it was the best to break it up than to drag it around. So cry as much as you want but don’t loathe yourself for it. Try not to see his face for a million years and take your sweet time.

Songs you can listen to: Audioslave- I m the highway
Take that patience
Good charlotte- Hold on
Linkin park- Numb (teehee.. no I m just kidding)
Death cab for the cutie- Lack of color
Switchfoot- You.

# 4- You dumped him.
Alright so you couldn’t take the relationship and ended it by yourself. You don’t have to feel like a bitch coz it was in your best interest. And just so that you know that’s one of the toughest thing to do and requires a lot of courage so just breathe. There is only one thing you can do and that is try not to be around him for some while. And flirting with other guys in front of him is an absolute no-no unless you want your ex lover wanting to shred you to pieces or maybe feel like a loser. Remember how you felt when you were dumped by your guy. So show some respect.

Songs you can listen to: Not that you need any but yet following make a good option:
The OC soundtrack- Honey and the moon
Anna Nalick- Breathe
The Fray- How to save a life.

And if you had a strange break up which doesn’t fall into any of the above category please let us know about it.
Here is a list of questions that always makes you wonder why?

1. Why is it that the pretty chicks always date ugly guys?

2. Why is it that the smart chicks always end up liking taciturn loser type of guys?

3. Why is it that the smart hot guys always end up with stupid girls? The kind that if, they get there skulls x-ray-ed they will find a peanut inside it.

4. Why is it that all the profs that walk out of the class saying that they will never teach us again come back shamelessly the next day?

5. Why is it that when we are totally pissed things just find a way to screw up further?

6. Why is it that every time we are watching TV something ..well.. lame pops up the moment our parents enter.

7. Why is it that a girl dating an elder guy is cool but a guy dating an elder girl gets raised eyebrows?

8. Why is it that we can manage to lose only 10 grams after weeks of work outs and gain 1 kg with an extra little meal?

9. Why do we always promise to ourselves on the first day of the sem to make notes and study from day one but always end up studying exactly 10 hours before the exam?

10. Why do we always trip, fall or embarrass ourselves in any way possible only when our crush is around?