Saturday, May 8, 2010

Like, What!

I am So sick of the people who believe they are so cool, that everybody wants to be like them. Everybody Lurves them, everybody wants a piece of them.

Sick of the shell of the hypocrisy they live in. Sick of them wanting to put everyone down, because that is the only way they see themselves above the others.

Sick of them Assuming that if anyone feels the way they do, or if anyone travels the same road, it's because of them. It's because of that anyone wanting to be them.

Sick of people who are living a lie, sick of the people who don't see it for themselves.

Sick of the people who question other's beliefs, when they can't stand anyone questioning them. Sick of them using their Cool(Read- Manipulative, Bitchy, Annoying) ways to conveniently intimidate the others out of it.

Sick of them to expect the others to Explain themselves.

Who the hell, no, seriously, who the hell are they again?

Monday, May 3, 2010

ROFL times.

Time: 8 pm.
A car, six people in it, all going, Aksa Beach! Aksa Beach! Aksa Beach!!

Time 8:30 pm
A car, six people in it, collective sounds of, "Yeaaah, so I will have to take a U-turn", "Damn I hate this traffic", "We won't reach there before tomorrow", "I was so excited, WTF dude..", "I think the city hates me, personally more than everybody else.."

Nimish- Have you guys ever thought about the most embarrasing moment that you have had?
:|
Nimish- I think, one of the most embarrassing moment that I had was at Avanika's place.. jab hum sab adhedh umar ke log dark room, dark room khel rahe the...
Neha, Nimish and I- ROFL!! How Awesome was that!
Kushi, Ashish, Ajay- What the hell are you guys talking about?


Rewind.

Almost a year ago. BMS- Last semester, last project work.
Subject- Entrepreneurship
Project- To develop an entrepreneurial idea of our own. Complete with a Business Plan, Financial Analysis, Break Even Analysis, and analysis of a gazillion other economic terms.

Five days before the submission of the project (the other groups had already finished working on their projects, with the surveys, some had even showed the professor a rough presentation of their work)

Me- Don't you guys think it's high time we start working on that project that was given almost a month and a half ago. I think we need to submit it at the end of the week. Everybody else is finished with their BPs already. You know what, let's meet up at my place tonight around 7-ish?

Time: 7 pm. Neha comes over, she is genetically modified to be on time even if a blast happens on her way.
7:30 pm. Manisha, walks in, "Sorry! Sorry! I am late! I just got a little held up! Erm, where are the boys?"
8:15 pm. Nimish and Sudarshan walk in. "Wazaaa! Why are you guys staring at us?"

8:15 to 8:30 - The warm up session, the PC is switched on, a couple of ridiculous ideas are put up on the table, the ridiculous ideas get thrown away from the table, a bit of discussion on how the hell do we never manage to do the projects before time, Ever, what are we going to after BMS, where are we going to go after the last exam, "Let's have a night out!", mom brought in drinks and snacks, "You guys are working hard, let me get you some more stuff to eat", "We will never finish this project in time..", who is the most annoying professor, who is the best professor, et al.

8:30- 8:45 - Same as above.

Time: 8:45
Sudarshan- Dude, I think that's enough for the day. Let's sit tomorrow again, kal toh pakka decide kar lenge.
Me- Let's play dark room-dark room.
Manisha- Lol, what!
Sneha- Dude, no way.
Nimish- Aaj ki dawai nahi li tune?
Sudarshan- What the hell is dark room-dark room?
Me- Nothing, it's like hide and seek, only all the lights will be switched off, so you can break your head or leg. But it's fun! Seriously guys, let's play it. It will take away all the tiredness (hahaha, yes, I Said that!)
Come on! Seriously now, you guys!
Rest- Dude, No effing way!

Time: 9:15 pm.
Five rounds of Dark room-Dark room down.
My turn to seek. I am in the living room counting till 20. All the others are in my room, hiding.
Meanwhile, mom, in her room, thinks to herself, "Aww.. the kids have been working so hard for now, I think I should just ask them what they want for dinner"

Now, I was not there to know exactly What happened, but all I know is that I was happily on the 18th count when I heard Sudarshan scream "Dhappa! Dhappa! Hahaahh! It's your turn again!" And I heard a couple of pats on the back. And then, it happened, I heard my mom, screech ,"Eeeeps! What the hell! What the HELL is going on in here!!!"

.....

Turns out, Sudarshan was hiding behind the door, so when mom walked in to ask what should she cook for dinner, he pounced on her, gave her a pat and yelled.. It was only when mom screeched, and I ran towards the room, I heard a faint "Uh-oh..".

Mom - Come out in open, All of you! Now!

Nimish gets up, he was lying on the floor besides the bed, Neha was standing on the head post of the bed, Manisha comes out from behind the curtain, Sudarshan was still too numb to react.

Mom made us stand in a row and yelled - "You guys are 21 years old for the love of god! Your Graduation is coming to an end, and here I thought you were all studying hard! What is wrong with you guys!!...."
That went on for quite a while.

The moment mom stepped out of the room, we had a hysteric ROFL moment. And it went on till she stepped back in again only to see us all laughing our asses off..
*Multiple Gulps*

Nimish and Sudarshan walk out of the room, out of the house. Manisha, Sneha and I open random journals just to show that we are working on the project again.

Mom goes back to her room, I think I heard her say, "Hey bhagwan.. kya hoga in bachchon ka.."

:D :D

Oh, we managed to make a project, the professor quite liked it, even! Obviously we told her that we have been working on it for months. Little did she know that 90 percent of the facts were fictional, and their resemblance to any fact or living person was purely co-incidental.
If there is one thing that you truly learn from doing a course like BMS, it's sucking up so bad, and so Damn confidently that nobody would even as much as dare to question you.
:D

What a day that was..
*smiles*

Oh, crows shitting in my balcony again! Damn!
*runs*