In continuation to http://avanikasden.blogspot.com/2011/01/bestie-code.html
Article B: On matters relating to sharing behavior.
Section 1:
(i) A bestie must at all times agree to share clothes, unless befitting the cloth involves use of extreme physical force.
(ii) A bestie may or may not use the larger feet advantage of her bestie to loosen her shoes.
(iii) A bestie must not expect a share in food items.
(iv) With reference to subsection (iii), a bestie, however, is allowed to steal from the plate of her bestie in case of the absence of her bestie. Such behavior is not punishable.
(v) A bestie must not share items that are personal to her bestie without her consent.
(vi) A bestie must not counterfeit the fad of her bestie. In case of actions such as colouring hair, straightening hair, piercing et al, a bestie must wait at least 1 month before trying the same, so as to let her bestie bask in her glory.
(vii) A bestie must never, ever think of sharing the guy of her bestie. 'Guy' can be defined as the likes of current boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, prospective boyfriend or a crush. Such behavior is regarded as unethical and can lead to the dissolution of 'bestie-ship'
(viii) In case of breach of the above rule, a former bestie is allowed to use violence.
(ix) A bestie must always protect her bestie's interest, and therefore if she finds someone wearing the same dress/shoe as her bestie, she must attempt to burn it at least one time.
Watch this space for:
Article C: On matters relating to Personal Relationships.
Article B: On matters relating to sharing behavior.
Section 1:
(i) A bestie must at all times agree to share clothes, unless befitting the cloth involves use of extreme physical force.
(ii) A bestie may or may not use the larger feet advantage of her bestie to loosen her shoes.
(iii) A bestie must not expect a share in food items.
(iv) With reference to subsection (iii), a bestie, however, is allowed to steal from the plate of her bestie in case of the absence of her bestie. Such behavior is not punishable.
(v) A bestie must not share items that are personal to her bestie without her consent.
(vi) A bestie must not counterfeit the fad of her bestie. In case of actions such as colouring hair, straightening hair, piercing et al, a bestie must wait at least 1 month before trying the same, so as to let her bestie bask in her glory.
(vii) A bestie must never, ever think of sharing the guy of her bestie. 'Guy' can be defined as the likes of current boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, prospective boyfriend or a crush. Such behavior is regarded as unethical and can lead to the dissolution of 'bestie-ship'
(viii) In case of breach of the above rule, a former bestie is allowed to use violence.
(ix) A bestie must always protect her bestie's interest, and therefore if she finds someone wearing the same dress/shoe as her bestie, she must attempt to burn it at least one time.
Watch this space for:
Article C: On matters relating to Personal Relationships.
7 comments:
Loved 'em! Both of 'em!
Very True!! Great going! :)
Aw thank you, both of you. : )
You keep getting better. :)
I am STILL watching this space for article C! Watching and waiting!
^ Aw, soon!
This is awesome! I liked both! When are there gonna be more? :-)
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