1. Make a self-deprecating joke and laugh at it for about 5 minutes. Stop laughing and look sad.
2. Yawn when the interviewer talks about the company and look at him with a straight face.
3. Say that your weakness is ‘Working too hard..’. And then let out a small giggle.
4. If the interviewer starts talking about himself, look up and start following the wings of the fan.
5. Keep a smile. ALL THROUGH THE INTERVIEW. When the interviewer gets confused and asks you why you are smiling, answer with a smile.
6. In case of a simulation exercise, start humming the tune of Zee Horror Show with wide eyes when the interviewer is narrating a critical problem scenario.
7. Keep looking at the watch and say, “Oh, don’t mind me, I might get my uncle’s inheritance anytime now!”. Look vibrant with joy when you say that.
8. Scratch yourself.
9. Take out your hairbrush and brush your hair, while the interview is on.
10. Set your phone’s ringtone to ‘Die Motherf****r Die’. Keep it on Normal Mode.
11. Ask the interviewer for a ride back home after the interview is done.
12. Wear a sleeveless shirt and shiny leather pants. Arrive like a boss.
13. Bring your mother along.
14. Stalk the HR for two days after the interview.
15. Burp loudly and say, “Sorry, Beer”. Giggle like a small girl.
16. Wear Sunglasses. Snore every now and then.
17. Ask to use a bathroom. Come back after 15 minutes and say, “Sorry, Indian Food, I tell you!”.
18. Bring a photo album along. When asked about yourself, start sharing pictures of friends and family.
