Saturday, July 31, 2010

I am in LOVE with this song called Beautiful by Late Night Alumni. You should hear it too.

Monday, July 19, 2010

This just in.

Me- That is Ridiculous! I will never be jealous of my best friend!

Ismail - What if she buys the same dress that You have been dying to get.

Me - Then I will hit her.

Ismail - What if she wasn't aware you liked it too?

Me - Then we will Totally share it.

Ismail - What if she goes to Scotland before you?

Me - What If that?

Ismail - What if she gets a new really good friend?

Me - So what? She is my best friend, not my girl friend!

Ismail - Oh, okay, so what if, she turns gay, and then starts to date a really hot chick, and then buys her the dress that You loved and goes on a vacation to Scotland with her and then post pictures on Facebook with a caption that reads - My girlfriend, my love, my Best Friend?

Me - Hmm.. now That is something to think about. So maybe I might be a little jealous then.

Ismail - I Told you! All the girls are Jealous!!

Me - So maybe we are, but so are boys!

Ismail - Oh, I never denied that, we are jealous bastards, I will shoot my best friend if he went out for beer with some other friend when he was supposed to hang out with me.

Me - Sissy. Plus, my bestie already Has a boyfriend, so if she turns Bi, it's her guy that should worry.

Ismail - I don't follow you.

Me- Like D'uh! Isn't that obvious!

Ismail - Are you F*cking Insane?! If my girl tells me she is into girls too, I will be the next happy tree friend!

Me - You're Sick.

Ismail - : D

Wheel of Time - The Eye of the World.

So, I am reading this book called The Eye of the world.
And man, do I love Fiction or what!

So far, so good. : )

And ooh, how cool would, Avanika Sedai sound! There is a good chance for me to be universally hated, but I think I can risk that.
: D

Let me give you an idea of what I might look like.





















Not that pretty though, No. But with powers, that staff and that cloak!

Did I mention I Love fiction? : )

Friday, July 16, 2010

I am.

Critical. Practical. Realist. Honest. Sarcastic.

Liars don't go down too well with me, neither do people who don't mind their own business.

Incapable of lying or diplomacy.

Hate phony people, hate drama, hate hypocrisy.

Hate manipulative people.

Love music.

Also love to read, write, sketch and paint.

Love to gossip with my bestie.

Love the rains, Hate the muck.

Love the night sky. Love to figure out constellations.

Have the inherent talent of cracking the most ridiculous jokes at the wrong time and worsening the situation.

Emotionally screwed up, my E.Q. is as good as that of a Robot.

Like to respect the elders, voluntarily. And I like for people to respect them too.

Anybody who cannot respect Women falls down a bottomless pit for me.

Don't expect me to be comforting if it's Your fault. If it isn't, I can fight the world for the truth.

Have a billion friends. Like to interact with new people. Love to travel.

Appreciate people who Try to be better human beings, but people who Pretend to be better than who they really are piss me off.

Hate power. Hate authority. Like working, love a simple life.

Don't like to talk about money.

Can be really mean when in a bad mood.

Dead easy to irk me, I don't fight unless provoked, but when I do, I mean it.

Pushover, don't stay mad for long. But take that for granted, and I will let go.

It's not really a job for me to cut people off, it comes rather naturally. And I don't care to get back.

Major trust issues. Skeptic. Friendly, yet detached.

Believe in having faith. Believe in letting go. Believe in moving on.

Like to have high expectations, Only with myself.

Self-critical.

Highly opinionated.

Say things as they are. Can not beat around the bush.

Cheating, infidelity, jugglery, et al, make me want to take a bat and beat the concerned person to pulp with it.

Sufficiently violent. I Love to punch people. : D

Can be mad at a moment, laugh in the middle of an argument, maybe even crack a joke and then be crazy mad again. It's quite normal for me. : D

Hate people who make fun of their partners in their absence.

Hate touchy people, dislike over-protective people. I can take care of myself, thank you very much.

Don't like anybody except for my father and me, to pay for My expense. And when I go out with a guy friend, I like to pay for my own food.

Gallantry and Male chauvinism are two Entirely different concepts.

I believe that the world would be pretty f**ked up without women. That being said, I don't believe in one being superior to the other.

People with a superiority complex need a reality check and a Life.

Attitude, not money determines the class of a person. I have come across brilliant examples of super rich with zero class people. Eg. A certain V.M.

I don't mind people who are full of themselves as long as they don't try project they are Better than the rest.

Hate judgmental people. I still can't see the problem with living in or homosexuality.

Jealousy is natural, but being jealous of a friend or family member is Really Shallow.

Almost everything gets me cracking, I laugh a Lot, I talk a Lot.

And No, Just because I laugh at your joke or talk to you does not mean I am interested in you romantically.

Leave me alone when I say I want to be alone.

I think listening to music when you are in a sad/apologetic mood is a complete disaster. Tried and tested, that. : D

Hate pity gestures. People, keep your pities to yourself.

I am either just detached or a strong person, emotionally, nothing seems to bother me for more than a day, but I could never figure out on which side do I fall.

Like my friends, Love my family.

Love catching up with old friends, that being said, I am Really bad at keeping in touch. I don't call, I barely ever message.

Like people with a sense of humour.

Love food.

Get bored very quickly. Restless.

Like people who take the blame for their faults, and I forgive them. The ones that Don't, piss me off. In that case, I never forget and I never forgive. And I make that clear.

Can easily see through a lie. It's a talent.

Can sit around a person that I don't like without a problem, just don't talk to me if you know I don't like you. Which again, I make sure, you do.

Love Harry Potter. I always wished I was a wizard.

Fiction excites me, I like to read about the super natural.

If I hear about something, I can't rest till I know all about it.

Love Travel and Living.

Love to shop for clothes and shoes.

Love the colours black, white and gray. I don't have a single bright piece of clothing that I bought myself, oh, except for a bright yellow Spongebob Squarepants t-shirt.

Love getting gifts, specially the small ones. : )

I save lame things, and they mean a Lot to me. I still have the Friendship band my bestie Sneha gave me back in 11th when we didn't even know each other. One of my drawer is Full of such stuff. It confuses the hell out of my mother. : D

Could be a hair stylist. : )

Hate owing money to anybody. It makes me Very uncomfortable.

Finding money in an old jeans makes me wants to dance with joy.

Oh, I like to dance.

Love to clean.

Love to ride a bike.

Love to help. I could have been a brilliant doctor if the sight of blood didn't scare the guts out of me.

Like action movies.

Love cartoons.

TV series addict.

Can listen to someone play an acoustic guitar forever.

I hate closed spaces, air conditioned cars and airplanes make me Very uncomfortable.

Perfectionist, and yet, I am not even Close to perfect, and I couldn't care less.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Mueh.

I am having one of those mornings where you just get up will a zillion thoughts running in your head. And this happens a lot to me, given that I have a serious problem of over-thinking and over-analyzing. Hence, the completely random obtuse thoughts.

What IS the problem with having a rock solid attitude as long as you don’t throw it around on people who don’t deserve it. Why say one has an attitude problem? What is the Problem in having an attitude anyway? Isn’t everybody different? Don’t we all have our set of rights and wrongs? Is it necessary for them to coincide with the others? What’s the fun in being then.

Why do So many people say anywayS? Grown up people who should just Know it’s never anyways. It’s always just anyway, ends right there.

Do Not take the name Death by Chocolate, Not seriously, there is so much chocolate in the cake, it seriously Can kill.

How did Argentina lose the quarter finals? And Bloody ridiculously for that matter? 4-0? You have Got to be kidding me. That being said, one of the status message of my friend Khalid Khan, who is clearly a German supporter had me cracking. It goes like this:
"As I was waiting 4 a Nazi assult....... Da wait was worth it...
By da way...... Did anyone See Messi around.... If yes, Dan tell him dat Argentina jus lost 4-0 to Germany.. :D"
Witty!
On the other hand, seriously? WTF Mess-i?
Spain won, saving grace. And what a match that was! Penalty-miss-penalty-score-foul-penalty-miss. And the goal in the nick of time, David Villa is the man! But why does he hit the grounds every time he scores? That should hurt.

The saying, "Remember: No good deed ever goes unpunished" is depressingly true.

What is wrong with being homosexual? Why do people still have prejudices about people’s orientation? Isn’t the whole point of love is being with the person that you Like to be with? What has that got to do with the sex of the person? And even if it does come across as a little weird to some, why object or ridicule it? Why do people Assume, that they have a right to pass their judgment on people that do not fit in their tiny bracket of, if I may say so, Batshit convictions.

Why does nobody F**king clean the area around Borivali Court? It stinks so bad, you'd rather bolt to a Sulabh Shauchalay.

I want to swim, I want to go to Water Kingdom.

To each their own, true that, but I just find it Really hard to not contemplate over someone who dares to wear Silver Printed Shiny leggings with a short top in public. It looked like the lady just stepped out of a life size tank of Aluminium in a molten state. I swear, if anybody stared at it closely, they could fix their make-up and do their hair, in the reflection.

Two blogs that I really love to read, Khamba and Ashish Shakya

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, has a Really annoying voice! And my lord knows that every time she opens her mouth, I want to take one of those pins you use to clip clothes and clip her lips with it.

And oh, Eshank Bansal, thanks a ton buddy. MBA admissions procedure would have been insanely boring if it weren't for you.

At times you just need to let go of things. You can try as much as you want, but you have to respect the preference of others and chose where your loyalties lie. And honestly, if you have a clear mind, it is never really that difficult to decide where your loyalties lie.

You can totally like someone without having to be romantically interested in them people! There really are some good people out there, contrary to what I thought.
That being said, I continue to trust No-one.

What the hell is Wrong with my dreams. Alien invasions, animals, water fights, flying, diving, blasts, running to a no-where, I have had them all in the past couple of months. How depressing!

I really like how a friend, Esha Rehal posts her statuses on her page followed by a "|". It's very neat.

Every time I see a diamond, my mind almost instantly starts to picture a lot of little kids mining. I am not too fond of jewelery, no.

Every time it pours, I want to be in a shack in Scotland. : )
How weird is that.

Although I always knew I was crazy, I have been making that point to myself rather frequently, it's uncomfortable. I was almost about to open up my head to somebody. I have to be more careful now and stick to, "Switch phone off when feeling low" mantra.
It does me no good to share, I hate follow up calls like, "I hope you are fine now", how much I love for people to keep their pities to themselves.

I have realised that it is unfair to judge a person by a mistake they make. Even the best people on earth can make some truly disastrous mistakes. Either you can choose to let go of them, or let go of the mistake. It is always better to go for the latter. Yes, I, Avanika Vashistha, am saying to Not let go of a person. See, how I have changed.
: )

I don't like guests that stay longer than two days. I really don't.

I want Spain to win the world cup, now that Argentina has been buried. Although I will miss watching Maradona going loco.

And now, I need to clean the room. Yes, I clean, a Lot. I am anti-dust.