In continuation with:
Bestie code 1: On matters relating to Purchase Behavior
Bestie code 2: On matters relating to Sharing Behavior
Article C: On matters relating to Personal Relationships.
Section 1.
(i) A bestie must never date her bestie's Ex-boyfriend/ crush, Boyfriend/ crush, Prospective boyfriend/ crush without her bestie's prior consent. If she does so, she is not protected for any violent behavior by her bestie as per the law(of bestie code)
(ii) Under the circumstances where the bestie is good friends with both Bestie and her boyfriend and where both are equally at fault, a bestie must always take her besties side.
(iii) A bestie must always say, 'Yes' to the question, "Was(Is) she(her bestie) with you?". She must then immediately call her up and find out where on earth she really is.
(iv) A bestie must always be prepared for getting fired by her besties mother. Note - 'With Partners in Crime, come Partners in Ass-whoop'
(v) A bestie must never try to be better friends with her besties friends.
(vi) A bestie must at least make 5 attempts to get along with her besties guy. If a difference of opinion still persists, she must never ask her bestie to choose between the two. Such behavior is regarded as abuse of power.
(vii) A bestie must never(even by mistake) try to sabotage her besties relationship. However, if the bestie has good reasons to believe that the guy is a tool, she can do so, within permissible limits.
(viii) In the event of a bad break-up, a bestie is allowed the beat the shit out of her bestie's ex.
A bad break can be defined as one where the boy cheated on her bestie and/or emotionally tortured her into breaking up with him.
(ix) A bestie could be a sister to her bestie's sister.
(x) A bestie must never get drunk/ go to movies with her besties boyfriend alone.
(xi) With respect to subsection (x), however, if the bestie has known this boy (and has been friends with him) since before the commencement of the relationship, she is allowed to do so, but must notify her bestie about the same.
(xii) A bestie must never cancel an already existing plan with her bestie, to go out with her boyfriend and vice versa.
(xiii) Finally, a bestie must always have a clear knowledge about the extent to which she can participate in her besties personal life to avoid any discomfort between the two.
Bestie code 1: On matters relating to Purchase Behavior
Bestie code 2: On matters relating to Sharing Behavior
Article C: On matters relating to Personal Relationships.
Section 1.
(i) A bestie must never date her bestie's Ex-boyfriend/ crush, Boyfriend/ crush, Prospective boyfriend/ crush without her bestie's prior consent. If she does so, she is not protected for any violent behavior by her bestie as per the law(of bestie code)
(ii) Under the circumstances where the bestie is good friends with both Bestie and her boyfriend and where both are equally at fault, a bestie must always take her besties side.
(iii) A bestie must always say, 'Yes' to the question, "Was(Is) she(her bestie) with you?". She must then immediately call her up and find out where on earth she really is.
(iv) A bestie must always be prepared for getting fired by her besties mother. Note - 'With Partners in Crime, come Partners in Ass-whoop'
(v) A bestie must never try to be better friends with her besties friends.
(vi) A bestie must at least make 5 attempts to get along with her besties guy. If a difference of opinion still persists, she must never ask her bestie to choose between the two. Such behavior is regarded as abuse of power.
(vii) A bestie must never(even by mistake) try to sabotage her besties relationship. However, if the bestie has good reasons to believe that the guy is a tool, she can do so, within permissible limits.
(viii) In the event of a bad break-up, a bestie is allowed the beat the shit out of her bestie's ex.
A bad break can be defined as one where the boy cheated on her bestie and/or emotionally tortured her into breaking up with him.
(ix) A bestie could be a sister to her bestie's sister.
(x) A bestie must never get drunk/ go to movies with her besties boyfriend alone.
(xi) With respect to subsection (x), however, if the bestie has known this boy (and has been friends with him) since before the commencement of the relationship, she is allowed to do so, but must notify her bestie about the same.
(xii) A bestie must never cancel an already existing plan with her bestie, to go out with her boyfriend and vice versa.
(xiii) Finally, a bestie must always have a clear knowledge about the extent to which she can participate in her besties personal life to avoid any discomfort between the two.
6 comments:
I love the slow transition you made from funny to serious. Good work.
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Avanika I simply Love your Writing. This is Awesome & Now that you are done with Bestie Code for Girls you should really Consider to write just one if you can just one for guys. That would be the Icing on the Cake..:) :) but yeah great job. You can go miles with your writing. Best of Luck.
Well said!! I kinnof know what's the story behind!! :):)
Vide-Code, section (x) and subsection (xi) are so true!
A bestie's bf must also follow them.
LMFAO @ (xii)
Wa-ha-aaao!
You are amazing you know that right!
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